i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

(Source: hurtlamb, via girlsmakeboyscryy)

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via haunt-ed-hearts)

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

(via sextnoise)

pray-for-sex:

-

(Source: babycupcake13, via agaperotas)

fitnessisfitfor-me:

need-a-cali-fit-bod:

😧

wow

gutter-whores:

i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka 

(Source: gutter-whoress, via back-to-wonderland)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via fuckin-indecisive)

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(Source: weheartit.com, via schoolfact)